The Worldwide Strongest Idol of Haaton Prime is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Haachama with an iron fist, and renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.288 billion Haatons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Babel. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Haaton economy, worth 166 trillion Red Hearts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,518 Red Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Haaton Prime, Haachama hands out warnings to mods who don't deliver enough danishes (Haaton Prime has found 1 easter egg), when you fly on Air Haaton Prime you win a seat or you die, and the children of Haaton Prime are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haaton Prime's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Godchama.

Haaton Prime is ranked 73,429^th in the world and 65^th in Japan for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.